Words Woman Use

Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are wrong and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means an hour.

Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing

That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Thanks a lot: sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .or that will bring on a 'whatever'.

Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying &*#&* YOU!

Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

When she Keep quiet : the most dangerous word ever told…this is calm before tempest, you collar must have someone lipstick mark she found it… you had better prepared an good answer!

You’d better Choose for me: this happen in order in restaurant, please do not quote the wrong food, you have to memorize her favourite dishes forever. This is a test, if wrong guess will follow by a “Whatever!”

Yes, I do: don’t believe it, it is a crap!

No, I don’t have: means she has!

Yes, I have: again it is a test, see you want to take out your last penny out or not, if you want to touch her money, you will be followed by another “whatever!”

Let me pay for it: If you let her does it, then probably she will not see you anymore!