Friday, April 30, 2010

Smiling keeps Your Face Look Younger!

When I got my China Re-entry Card, I asked to the officer while she passed me the new card as attached on the Bottom one, "Am I Looking Younger than ten years ago!?  She looked at it, Smiled and said " Not bad!"

The Top one was my China Re-entry Card I got on year 2,000. and the Bottom one was I got on 28 Apr after I retuned from Shan Dong of China...

Look at that I am Old, Very Old Already, but my face does look that Old!

In the past 10 years my life has changed, I become more positive on my life, I smile and I make all kind of jokes to all women I met. Not Dirty Jokes!, They like to listen to them and I wouldn't like to stop telling them. I love them, and mesmerizing some of them...They keep my life yonuger, they keep me working harder as to pay for the extra expenses...

How is your life? do you feel bore? Do you feel stressed? How many Seconds you can get into sound sleep after you lie down in bed!?  Or Minutes, or Hours!?
Once I lie down on bed, I will go asleep in 10 seconds, the 11th second I will find me wake up the morning after... Had Some dreams sometimes. If you find your day boring, that is endangering  your life, everyday would be a hard day and if one day you can not tell jokes to the woman, or they wouldn't able to laught after your telling her... That is your problem... do think about it what's gone wrong with our life.

Keep smiling!

PS. Strange to see that the last digit of the Card number is "1" instead of "0", so there might be having problem when you use the card for opening bank account and or properties purchase in China.

HK Snob

How fun My Life Could be!

Enjoy your life while you can. Don’t wait until we can not even walk just to be sorry and to be regret.
As long as it is physically possible visit places you wish to visit, have you heard about the book “1000 places you have to go before you die”…!? How many places you have been there, 10 or 22? Is that all Life Is for? Working all days long, screaming the subordinates on the mistake that you had had made before…Scolding the Material Control manager they did not do the work properly and cause the delay of the product to customers? Believing that you may not be as good a style is, as least not as good experience as they are in their role of works! Try to wear their shoes and be a good man to see their difficulties! Don’t yell all the days and shoot up you blood pressure to 180 mm Hg!
When there is opportunity, get together with your old school mates, ex-wife, classmates, old friend and relative for a chat, drinks and dinner and share their joys with yours. Close your gnikcuf Note Book PC and leave home at Five to play with you kids sometimes…
Money kept in the bank may not really be yours even there are made up of 11 digits... this is numbers only. When it is time to spend, just spend it. Treat yourself as well as you are getting old. Share your money with the one you love… or mistress 2nd, 3rd, 4th do not care... as they are borne to enter to your world to share with your life…
If you Pass TSL goldsmith and see a nude diamond of emerald cut with size of your finger tip, go and buy it and send to your most beloved one, who care she is a woman just met for three days, your mother, sister or even a man….Just do it for the sake of ten seconds of pleasure and happiness to see their gesture of Satisfaction, mesmerizing on you, as you may have time to do it just once… before you will leave no traces in this Universe…
Whenever you  feel like to eat, just goes and eat. It is most important thing to keep you happy. If food that are goof for health, eat often but that is not everything. If things are not good for health, eat less once in a while but do not abstain from them totally.
Treat sickness with Optimism. Whenever you are rich or poor, everyone has to get through the human life process; Birth, Aging, sickness, and death.
There is no exception as that is life. Do not afraid or worry when n you are sick, leave your body to the doctor and Let the God/nature to handle your life, But you must in charge your moods! Settle the outstanding issues; leave you things to your beloved. And you can leave it without any regret. Our kids will make their own future… Do not worry about them…
Don’t worry about it, if you had too much money do not know where to go, just send them to the Red Cross, Oxfam, Sowers Action, Green Power, or China to support the earthquake recovery programme, if there is still some money, give it to the beggar who has been fortressed in the corner of the street, but you had never give him a dime and pretended not able to see him, walked faster to show that you was a professional manager in a hurry, damned so busy with the coming meetings…
You have done enough that kind of shows already! It is time for you to do something of real actions, give your donations or pension fund all to the charity firm! Money is related sin and money is dirty* use it all today to help the poor people that really needs them! There are a lot sacred hearts waiting to say “thank you” to you! Make a day the greatest day you could experience wouldn't be kind to you?
If you know you will die in 50 days, that would be very nice! Make a prank to bank I called “How Shit the Bank Could be”, go and use your credit limit to buy something memorable for your best Friend! Make her a surprise, and leave the bill to the gnikcuf bank manager to write off after your death!

HK Snob

PS, under microscope, the bank note is contaminated with Millions of bateria!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

April Fool's Day Hoax

Sweden’s most famous April Fool’s Day hoax occurred on April 1, 1962. At the time, STV (Sveriges Television) was the only television channel in Sweden, and it broadcast in black and white.

The station announced that their “technical expert,” Kjell Stensson, was going to describe a process that would allow people to view color images on their existing black-and-white sets.

The broadcast cut to Stensson sitting in front of a television set in the studio. He began to explain how the process worked. His discussion was highly technical, going into details about the prismatic nature of light and the phenomenon of “double slit interference.” But at last he arrived at the main point. Researchers, he said, had recently discovered that a fine-meshed screen placed in front of a black-and-white television screen would cause the light to bend in such a way that it would appear as if the image was in color.

Stensson told viewers they could experience the effect at home with the help of some simple, readily accessible materials. Nylon stockings, it turned out, were the perfect fabric to use as a fine-meshed screen. So all viewers had to do, Stensson said, was to cut open a pair of stockings and tape them over the screen of their television set. The image on the television should suddenly appear to be in color.

Stensson cautioned that the viewer would have to be seated at the correct distance from the screen in order to get the full effect. Also, it might be necessary to “move your head very carefully” back and forth, in order to align the color spectrum.

Thousands of viewers later admitted they had fallen for the hoax. Many Swedes today report that they remember their parents (their fathers in particular) rushing through the house trying to find nylon stockings to place over the TV set.

STV attempted its first color broadcast four years later, in 1966. Regular color broadcasts were begun in Sweden on April 1, 1970.

A Quiz

Quiz 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Quiz 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 Martinis a day.

Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. 

Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never committed adultery.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?

Decide first... No peeking, and then scroll down for the response.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolf Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Ludwig Van Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Don't judge someone from his clothes!

The moral is :
Amateurs ... Built the ark, Professionals ... Built the Titanic

Forwarded from a close friend.

HK Snob

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Too big to fail!?

Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won't get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief. An applicant "will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged," said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, quoted on local website.

"If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military."The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes "hindrance during training," said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news portal

Indonesia's remote easternmost province is home to Papuan tribes, many of whom are known for wearing penis gourds. A low-level separatist insurgency has waged in the resources-rich part of Indonesia for decades and there is a heavy police and military presence there. Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.

Wanna try? do not waste your time and money on that as old saying said, “It is not the length, it is not the size, it is how many times you can make it rise!”

Go for healthy life style, quit smoking, be proactive and positive for your life, be smart and make yourself a bit high EQ in handling problem and issues… eat light diet, a glass of warm water every morning…exercise regularly, I am sure you can have a better sex life!

HK Snob


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future at all until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money 10 times than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

Only a Snob and Slut would be the perfect match for marriage... Other combination will likely come into failure, tourture, or later relief through divorce!

He has a good marriage and he will be a poet,  a bad marriage makes him to be a Philosopher!

HK Snob

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Cha Chaan Tang Culture

Attached is one of the order sheet in a Cha Chaan Tang in Tsim Sha Tsim, They do not use hand held device to take order, they ue some code taken manually

The slip contains the following informations:
Two cups of Milk tea
Two Pineapple Buns
One bowl of Chee Chai Noodles
One plate of vegatarian Rice (set lunch)

But I still do not understand what the " S" mean... will find out next time visiting the restaurant.
This is more or less the way they run business for many decades. This order slip is readable one as I have seen some that are totally illigible...The Cha Chaan Tang culture will carry on as they have all kinds of Customers expectation.
Fast, reasonable price, variety in food selection, no tippings, freindly environment, they will nto kick ou out after you finished you food.

HK Snob

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Koh Samui

Koh Samui is the third largest island of Thailand after Phuket and Koh Chang and one of the most popular destinations for travelers. In recent years it developed to a tropical beach resort but still maintained its charm and has everything to offer - from coconut tree fringed beaches to tropical jungles to a vibrant nightlife. Popular beaches are Chaweng, Lamai, Bophut & Maenam.
There are a lot of fun sport and tourist spot: Buddha, Waterfall, Ko kart, Thai boxing, Scuba Diving, Butterfly farm, snake farm, resort...etc...
This is one of the picture taken by Patrick Tang... an HK Famous food chain restaurant Operation Manager.

HK Snob

Sex stimulant in Hotels of China

China is an Ancient country of a few thousand years of histories, we had a few unpleasant monarch of empire ruling the country, China name with “Centre of Country” that has been implicated that we are the centre of the world, and the origin of all mankind. China has no historical record of conquering other countries except Genghis Khan who had been running to the western and took up some smaller regions as part of his kingdom.

Most of falling of the empire was either the King was too old, too much mesmerized with woman and had no time to take care the country, or greedy relative son or brother that would like to remove his king for overtaking the whole country.

Some of the kings had 3,000 mistresses and they had even no chance to see the king in her entire life. One of the ways to attract the king was to pave some salt along the corridor from the palace to her room by the eunuchs as bribees. After the King would rely on where the sheep goes to determine with whom he would sleep with the night.

There are also many dirty tricks to please the king, all kings of unproven stories about how to make false orgasm, well prepare pussy that had been rinsed with certain herbal medicine to offer natural contraction as an added on pleasant, certain two balls linked with tiny strings inserter into the vagina to create extra friction and stimulus to the kings’ sexual organ. Nowadays, I am sure that only in Hotel of China had these tiny toys for most of the guests, they include Electric power tiny vibrators that is used to act as a stimulator on your penis. Individual packed oil for woman and man to create more blood circulation as a foreplay treatment. Cleaning gels as a after-sex treatment, Special stimulus liquid contained condom ….You can get it from any hotel of 4 stars or 5 starts in cities of China… This is a selection of one of the hotel in Shan Dong!

HK Snob

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Celebration of Songkran Festival in Little Bangkok

 There is a celebration of Songkran Festival in Kowloon City Hong Kong. Starting from five pm Today, there are a few hundred Thais made they way to celebration of Songkran Festival in Kowloon City. They Throw water to each other happily, a pity that even Bangkok has withdraw this SongKran Festival this time because of the Red Shirt Protestor Riot on 14 Apr. (Thai New year) Kowloon City is the Little Bangkok in Hong Kong. Since the very first Thai Restaurant Thai Wah established in 1985, more and more Thai made their way to sell their Thai Cuisine there, now there are over 50 Thai restaurants there, early one was Thai Wah, Wong Chun Chun, Wong Lam lam are the famous one. I have been spending a lot of time eating there and my favourite Thai Dished is Yam Pha Dou Foo! ( deep fried minced cat fish served with peanut, dried shrimp, cashew nuts and topped up with some vinegar, chili and sugar.. That is the greatest Thai dish!! Yummy!

My wife (She2nd) used to go there for most of her time meeting friends and eating there,.. nowadays there are a lot Thai Bars…
Hong Kong has every things you got... not even in Bangkok!

HK Snob

Peace in Thailand

Recently the Thai Incident troubles me as first wife is Thai and the second is Thai too, both of they are now in Thailand. I am closely listening to the news on papers and Yahoo that worries me...though both of them in not in Bangkok. And my first beloved daughter got a scholarship for an exchange student programme and she will fly to Australia for University studying for 1 month next week, I hope there will be no trouble in the Airport.
I still remembered that I was trapped in Chiangmai for two weeks as the last Red Shirts protectors occupied the Bangkok Airport 2 years ago.
Yesterday, there were over 500 causalities including 18 deaths…! That is the worst for past 18 years. Thai political turmoil is really giving most of the Hong Kong people some kind of psychronogical contamination that pull them back for visiting Thailand. Thailand is used to be one of the most favorite tourist spots as HK people love to eat their food and like to share their smile. The City of Angels is now requiring the King to put his hand to stop this or there would be more damages to Thai economy and worst effect is the damages of the tourists that may take years to re-gain the confidence to go again.
Peace is a blessing, and as most of the HK people are lucky as we never have this kind of riot since 1967… may peace will stay in HK and Thailand forever whereby my two families are there!

HK Snob

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

The Landlord is a Dinorsaur In Hong Kong

When some of the new building hits a sky high 70,000 dollar per square foot in Hong Kong recently whereby only some of Mainland Chinese and local foreign speculators could pay for that. Their one bottle of red wine could possibly value someone ‘s annual income..! There are numerous people who cannot afford but have to stay in some of the illegal structure or building in Hong Kong. In HK, there are 200,000 unauthorized building works, these are some of them in the picture I took two days ago in Yau Ma Tei!

Only people can enjoy slightly the so called prosperity in Hong Kong of your personal annual income is more than US$500,000 (USD$64,000) or above. That is an equivalent of an ordinary manager in Hong Kong.

When the Government of Hong Kong is trying to register an unreasonable low hourly wage of HKD$20, that is a estimated monthly salary of HKD$4,160 which is a minimum rent for a 150 square foot cubicle in the area shown in the picture… leaving nothing in their hands for food, travelling and cloths… Is this kind of life be expected in the Richest Country in Asia…!??

May the one who is holding a bottle of 1959 Latour in the left hand and on the other hand holding a microphone at media radio to Bullshit the amount of HKD20.00 as the minimum wage?

HKD$33.00 an hour looks like more humane… In my mind… HKD$40.00 is minimum wages….however, we have to prepare the next coming side effect:

1. The illegal foreign low cost workers, immigration control should alert.

2. Short term of lay off for some short-sighted business man.

3. A loading increase to the worker says two men to work for three men!

4. The Negotiation of rental fare between the shop keeper and the landlords.

5. The Government should consider issue a new law to control the rent after the two years contracts. Now there is no such control and the landlord and estate developers is like a Dinosaur who can eat up the whole country’s economy!

Dinosaur's life style is to eat and to breed... a lot... but they need a lot of food to get their stomach stuffed!

May the Dinosaurs go extinct soon. Hunger is the killer for them.

HK Snob

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Guan Yu

Guan Yu is widely referred to as Emperor Guan (關帝), short for his Daoist title Saintly Emperor Guan, and as Guan Gong, literally "Lord Guan." Temples and shrines dedicated exclusively to Guan Yu can be found in parts of Mainland China, Hong Kong, Macau, Taiwan, and other places with Chinese influence such as Vietnam, Thailand, South Korea, and Japan. Some of these temples, such as the Emperor Guan Temple in Xiezhou (解州), Shanxi, were built exactly in the layout of a palace, befitting his status as an "emperor". In Hong Kong, stories were told that even the Police station has a Guan Yu statue whereby, the constable would make worship before the work order is executed. There have been many Hong Kong Movies showing these kind of worship, funny is that the black society or triad has also believe that the same Kwan Yu will protect them from accident and or being hurt in fighting with the gangster and or policeman. And they would have special ritual celebration when new gangster would swear in front of it that they will serve with the truth and faith of his own.

Well, this is the one I took in a Hong Kong famous Cantonese Restaurant. I still feel puzzled why they have to put such a big statue at the reception?… to scarce away those who will not pay the Chow!??

HK Snob

Chui Wah, the best Cha Chaan Teng in Hong Kong?

Chui Wah Restaurant is a Chain Store Cha Chaan Teng in Hong Kong.
Well, if you like to try the local Cantinese Style of Milk Tea, Coffee and Noodles, This is your Choice.

You Can Find one right at Tsim Sha Tsui Exit D, after the exit, turn to your left and you can see it...
Minimum Expense is about HKD$36 for a set lunch.

My favourite dish is Swiss Chicken on fried Instant noodles, the Curry Beef with Rice. Wanton noodles and Coffee!

Hk Snob

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Oceanna Italian Restaurant and Oyster bar

Oceanna is situated the Same Building as of The Cantonese Restaurant, G26, G/Floor, K11, 18 Hanoi Road , Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon, Tel 25061323.

It is a small, simple decoration embedded Italian Restaurant, very easy to assess, just 1 minute from the Tsim Sha Tsui MTR Exit to Hanoi Road. The Food is not expensive but rather decent, spacious, good service, with smile from the people around you. They serve Buffet light lunch for those ladies who does not want to stuff up their stomach and a selection of Oyster for the people who like to go for it like I. It is a place for a lunch before your next shopping trip starts at Tsim Sha Tsui.

HK Snob