Tuesday, September 29, 2009

When a man lies

One day, while a woodcutter was chopping trees above a river, His axe fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No.

"The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No,"

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to him, and the woodcutter went home happily.

Another day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river.

He shouted for help, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Pamela Anderson.

"Is this your wife?" The Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.

You see, if I said 'no'to Pamela, You will come up with Kristen Steward. Then if I also say 'no' to her,

You will thirdly come up with my wife, and I will say 'Yes' and then all three will be given to me.

But Lord, I am a poor man and I used to have health issues and I will not be able to take care of all three wives for living and give them the kind of things woman needs!

so *that's* why I said yes this time."

The moral of the story is.......whenever a man lies, it is for an honourable and decent reason.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

What is the nail for?

A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores.

"That fellow from Sematol will be along this afternoon to inseminate one of the cows. I've hung a nail by the right stall so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate.

"Satisfied that even his mentally challenged wife could understand the instructions, the farmer left for town.

That afternoon, the 'Inseminator' arrives, and the wife dutifully takes him out to the barn and directly to the stall with the nail."This is the cow right here," she tells him.

"What's the nail for?" the guy asks.

Replies the wife, "I guess its to hang up your pants."

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Lauee Home Cooking restaurant

Lauee is a home dinning restaurant situated nearby the roundabout heading to Penang Hill.

Reservation is needed, you can not go without local people's guide nor a proper GPS.

Food is kind of Penang class B. but of course can not compare those HK classifictaion. Environment is cozy, the boss is quite a kind of talkative guy, Cantonese, English OK.
A place for friends for Chatting and relaxation!

Pls Call: 016-4322986
Location: Nearby to Penang Hill (Roundabout take 3 o'clock turning if you are coming from Masjid Negeri Road and head straight till you reach the end. It is the house on the left)

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Probably The Best Hokkien Noodle in Penang?

We had been spending time to look for the best in Penang including the famous Hokkien Noodles. Friends of Penang brough us to this shop at "One Corner Cafe" behind Hotel Royal down town Pennag City, they Open at 0800 and Close at 1100. Three hours works only!!

We arrived about 10.am and waited at the long queue, until 1045 we had our Penang Special Super Hokkien noodles! Before that,we had finsihed two coffee as we waited for the super-delicious noodles. According our freinds said, the soup is the magic as they prepare the soup by boiling lot of prawns early at morning at five. The guy can turn out a few hundred bowls a day. believe it or not? Today is Thursday, if Saturday, Probably we could not have the luck to taste it unless we reach there earlier in the morning!