It happens at the Bar

Drunken chap gets up from the bar and heads for the

bathroom. A few minutes later, aloud, blood curdling

scream is heard from the bathroom.

A few minutes afterthat, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the

drunk is screaming. 'What's all the screaming about in there?

You're scaring the customers!

''I'm just sitting here on the stall and every time I try to flush, something comes up and

squeezes the hell out of my testicles.

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says.

'You idiot! .....You're sitting on the mop bucket!'