Before the examination, Siu Ming asked the doctor if they ever laughed
at their patients' problems.
at their patients' problems.
The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over 40 years I have been here in St. Margret hospital, I've never laughed at a patient.
' Okay then,' Siu Ming said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the tiniest 'Little Dick' the doctor had ever seen.
revealing the tiniest 'Little Dick' the doctor had ever seen.
It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a "Virginia Slim" Cigarette. one Quarter in length of the cigarette!
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing
hysterically to the floor. 3 minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
hysterically to the floor. 3 minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again!!
Now, what seems to be the problem?'
'It's swollen,' Siu Ming replied...
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