A Master Reference binder has been created for all executives who may need to reference it.
Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.
If you are having problems dealing with non-performing staff,
having difficulty dealing with co-workers,
having computer netwrok problems,
customer on hold the shipment,
product quality issues,
long unresolved field outstanding issues,
unfriendly competitors that may takes away your market share!
A bunch of idiots to run your sales.
...please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.
You may refer to the red binder as often as you wish.