Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! –Anonymous
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. --Agatha Christie
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. --Anonymous
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't,they'd Be married too. --H. L. Mencken
Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be grieving with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? "The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
Love is a trivial comedy made up of important tragedies- Fever
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