Saturday, April 24, 2010

Too big to fail!?

Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won't get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief. An applicant "will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged," said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, quoted on local website.

"If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military."The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes "hindrance during training," said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news portal

Indonesia's remote easternmost province is home to Papuan tribes, many of whom are known for wearing penis gourds. A low-level separatist insurgency has waged in the resources-rich part of Indonesia for decades and there is a heavy police and military presence there. Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.

Wanna try? do not waste your time and money on that as old saying said, “It is not the length, it is not the size, it is how many times you can make it rise!”

Go for healthy life style, quit smoking, be proactive and positive for your life, be smart and make yourself a bit high EQ in handling problem and issues… eat light diet, a glass of warm water every morning…exercise regularly, I am sure you can have a better sex life!

HK Snob

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