A man went on a business trip to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player.
He felt a bit worry of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happen if this does not work?'
The shopkeeper quietly pointed to the only sign on top of the shop "GUARANTEE NO DEFECT'.
Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and return to his hotel. He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would not even be switch on.
He quickly returned to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit.
The shopkeeper refused to give either, the man pointed to the sign assuring him of a guarantee.
The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China . We read from the right to the left.'