Sunday, April 5, 2009

Old Lady earns money by bets

One day one old lady went to the Bank of Canada with a big bag of money, She insisted to speak to the president of the bank as she want to open a new saving account for she said she has a lot of in the bag.

After much discussion, an employer took her to the office of the President,
The president said her how much she wanted to deposit?
She said $20,500.00!

Curious, he asked her how she had saved a large sum of money.
The old lady said she made bets, the president quite surprised, asked: What kind of bets?”
The old lady said, “for example, I bet you $20,000 that your testicles are square”.

The President started to laugh and pointed out that this kind of bet was impossible to win!
The old lady replied ‘”Would you like to make a bet?”
“Certainly”, answered that president. “I can guarantee you that my testicles are not square.”

The old lady said to him, “given the size of the bet, I’ll come back tomorrow at 10 a.m.
With my lawyer as a witness if it is alright with you.”

“No problem!” said the president.

That evening, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a lot of time in front of his mirror examining his testicles, turning them in all directions, again and again, in order to ask sure that his testicle can not be seen as square and therefore sure to win his bet.

On the next day, 10 a.m. sharp, the old lady arrived with her lawyer at the office of the president.
The president then dropped his trouser so that the lady could se everything.
The old lady came closer and asked him if she could touch them,
“Of course, please do!”
Said the president, give a fact that there was so much money involved, “you must be 100% sure.”
The lady smiled, started to do so, the president looked up to se the lawyer banning his head against the wall.
He asked the old lady,” What is he doing?”
He answered” “it is probably because I bet him $100,000.00 that around 10 a.m. today, I would be holding the testicles of the president of the Bank of Canada in my hands”

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