In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
Here is a guide to the point system:
You wash the plate (+10)
You wash the plate and break one of her favourite ultensile (-20)
You go out to buy her what she wants in Supermarket (+5) in the rain (+8)
But return with your wine (-10)
You buy her a Rolex Date day Pink Gold on marriage anniversary (+1,000)
You buy her a Louis Vitton Bag with latest design and limited production on 14th Feb, (+2,000)
She find the about item is fake right at time she got it (-4,000)
She used them for 3 years and a HK Snob told her the Rolex and The Bag is a fake (-20,000)… you have better prepare your future seriously with her!
She finds a condom in your pocket and …(-200)
She finds a new Lady Ring of 1 carat pink Diamond engraved her name (+10,000)
She got the smell of someone perfume on your shirt (-1,000) plus two days question and answers sessions.
She finds a new Lady Ring of 1 carat pink Diamond engraved a girl’s name (-100,000) and please prepare your will. You won’t live long!
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend (-5)
Named Tina (-10)
Tina is a dancer (-20)
Tina has silicone implants (-80)
You remember her Birthday (0)
Your forget her birthday (-30)
You bring her some flowers on her Birthday by yourself (+15)
You deliver her some flowers on her Birthday by the shop (+6)
You delivery her some flower on her Birthday by the shop with name tag of your ex-wife (-80,000)
You take her (Mickey) out to dinner (+2)
You take her out to dinner and it's not her favourite Restaurant (-3)
You take her out to dinner and is her favourite restaurant (+15)
You take her to the dinner and the captain asks you is she so called your “Maggie?” (-300)
You take her to the dinner and the captain asks you is she so called your "Suki?" (-30,000)
A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+1)
You take her to a movie she likes (+3)
You take her to a movie you hate (+12)
You take her to a movie you like (-6)
It's called 'Titanic' (+15)
It is called “ Beautiful Woman (-400)
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-5,000)
THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what)
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
If she finds SMS on your phone from a Lady who is not a colleague (-10)
If she finds SMS on you phone from a Lady who is a colleague (-8)
If she finds SMS on your phone with some seducing words from a girl (-20)
If she finds SMS on you phone with some Seducing words from a Man (-400)
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-4000)
The Moral of this System is
1. In the eyes of a woman, your score is very low unless you are smart!
2. If you can, do not marry…it is never too late to divorce if you have already made the life’s bigger mistake for marriage.
3. If she is pregnant, is time for you to consider to marry with her
4. If possible , Buy cheap gift of real stuff, its effect is better than fake one
5. If possible, try to memories all the important date of say. Marriage anniversary, her Birthday , where an when you first met her
6. If you were like me, three wives, and 4 girl friend at a time, try to key in all these data in your PDA, Smart phone ( in case you hand phone is stolen and or lost)… and put the alarm on in advance for alert you!...
7. before you go home, Delete the SMS on your Hand phone.