Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Mexican Maid asks for a raise


Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.


My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.


She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?


Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.


The first is that I iron better than you.'


Wife: 'Who said you iron better than I?'


Maria: 'Your husband said so.'


Wife: 'Oh.'


Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'


Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?'


Maria: 'Your husband did.'


Wife: 'Oh.'


Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'


Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'


Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.'


Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

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