Wife

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candle light, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous

When you marry a good wife, you would likely be becoming a Poet,
and if you marry a bad wife, you will be becoming a philosopher!
Fever Ip


'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra


The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Nash


You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a thousand letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine'
Anonymous


First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' Anonymous