The Love Word:
After 7 weeks: I loove you, I love you, I love you!
After 7 months: Of course, I love you.
After 7 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?
In Chow Tai Fook Gold Smith
After 7 weeks: Hi sweetie, whatever you like, I will not hesitate to buy for you!
After 7 Month: I am sorry, my card is faulty!
After 7 Years: Please take out your gold chain, it time to sell, the price is good today!
Back from Work:
After 7 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 7 months: I'm BACK!!
After 7 years: Have you cooked yet?
Phone Ringing:
After 7 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone!
After 7 months: Here, it's for you.
After 7 years: ANSWER THE PHONE D*** it!!
Cooking:
After 7 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 7 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 7 years: Fried Egg Again?
New Dress:
After 7 weeks: Wow, you look like Zhang Zhi Yi in that dress!
After 7 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 7 years: How much did THAT cost me?
TV:
After 7 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 7 months: I like this movie.
After 7 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed! I can stay up by myself!
Making Love:
After 7 weeks: Baby, once more?
After 7 months: Let's make a baby, it is good for tax reduction!
After 7 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!
All the blog content is just my personal opinion only.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Getting Through Customs
A distinguished young lady on a flight from Hong Kong to Madagascar asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course child What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mothers birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.
Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
......
"Of course child What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mothers birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.
Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
......
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Words Woman Use
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are wrong and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means an hour.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
Thanks a lot: sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .or that will bring on a 'whatever'.
Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying &*#&* YOU!
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
When she Keep quiet : the most dangerous word ever told…this is calm before tempest, you collar must have someone lipstick mark she found it… you had better prepared an good answer!
You’d better Choose for me: this happen in order in restaurant, please do not quote the wrong food, you have to memorize her favourite dishes forever. This is a test, if wrong guess will follow by a “Whatever!”
Yes, I do: don’t believe it, it is a crap!
No, I don’t have: means she has!
Yes, I have: again it is a test, see you want to take out your last penny out or not, if you want to touch her money, you will be followed by another “whatever!”
Let me pay for it: If you let her does it, then probably she will not see you anymore!
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means an hour.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
Thanks a lot: sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .or that will bring on a 'whatever'.
Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying &*#&* YOU!
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
When she Keep quiet : the most dangerous word ever told…this is calm before tempest, you collar must have someone lipstick mark she found it… you had better prepared an good answer!
You’d better Choose for me: this happen in order in restaurant, please do not quote the wrong food, you have to memorize her favourite dishes forever. This is a test, if wrong guess will follow by a “Whatever!”
Yes, I do: don’t believe it, it is a crap!
No, I don’t have: means she has!
Yes, I have: again it is a test, see you want to take out your last penny out or not, if you want to touch her money, you will be followed by another “whatever!”
Let me pay for it: If you let her does it, then probably she will not see you anymore!
Doctor Never Laugh
Before the examination, Siu Ming asked the doctor if they ever laughed
at their patients' problems.
at their patients' problems.
The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over 40 years I have been here in St. Margret hospital, I've never laughed at a patient.
' Okay then,' Siu Ming said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the tiniest 'Little Dick' the doctor had ever seen.
revealing the tiniest 'Little Dick' the doctor had ever seen.
It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a "Virginia Slim" Cigarette. one Quarter in length of the cigarette!
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing
hysterically to the floor. 3 minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
hysterically to the floor. 3 minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again!!
Now, what seems to be the problem?'
'It's swollen,' Siu Ming replied...
,..,...,
Film Battery
Film Battery is widely used on certain prototype VISA card, IC card that has certain LED display, buzzer and an CPU for data aquisition and retrival. Label type RFID with long distance detection. The Battery has to be power ful, rechargebale or non rechargable, thin.
This is one of the type made by NEC Organic radical Battery!
NEC Corp enabled an organic radical battery to be repeatedly charged/discharged 10,000 times or more with one second or shorter pulse discharge while enhancing its power density.
By utilizing a printing technology and a technique to evenly disperse electrode ink, the company increased the uniformities of the organic radical material and the carbon fiber, thereby reducing the internal resistance of the positive electrode of the organic radical battery. As a result, the power density of the battery was increased to 5,000W/L, which is three times as high as that of the company's existing organic radical battery.
Specifically, when using a coin-sized organic radical battery with a thickness of 1mm or less, it is possible to discharge with a high current of 1A, achieve a high power output of 2W and repeatedly charge/discharge 10,000 times or more with a current of 100mA.
An organic radical battery is a secondary battery that stores electricity utilizing the oxidation-reduction reaction of stable radical. The battery was first announced by NEC in 2001. It utilizes the oxidation-reduction reaction of a substance called "radical," which has unpaired electrons in the outermost shell of the electron orbit.
The battery allows high-speed charging/discharging because the reaction proceeds at a high speed. Also, a gel-type flexible electrode can be created by infiltrating an electrolytic solution into a composite positive electrode consisting of an organic radical compound and a carbon fiber.
Targeting the power sources for next-generation terminals such as highly-functional IC cards, electronic paper and wearable devices, NEC intends to improve the usability of the battery by combining it with contactless charging technology, etc.
The new battery is scheduled for display at the International Nanotechnology Exhibition and Conference (nano tech 2009), which runs from Feb 18 to 20, 2009, at Tokyo Big Sight.
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Australia
Australia is a huge country, It can contain the Whole Europe!
Size of Australia is 7.68M KM2!
Population is 23.1 M, if everyone stand alone the coastal line, no one can not see any people at all.....
I have been only a few places, Sydney, Port Lincoln, Adelaide.... All I can say about Australia is big! Big Road, Big cars, I saw a lot of Holden (Australian). But I have not been to there many years, there may have a lot changes. Wish One day, I could travel to this Big Country once more!
Fever
Enhance your strength and Manage your weakness
This is a tradition way to ask your speer to tell him his weaknesses and do all the best to improve them! but some how this is tedious and may not get the desired result.
Some how we should stay away from your weakness and emphasis on your strength. It is natural to ask a man of 5 feet 2 to peform board diving and is a dump encourage to ask him to go for 100M Free style swimming as he is too short for that, On the other hand he is 100% built for for board diving.
Tiger Woods os not as good as his grass on his sand performance, he knows and keep his time for grass and it is not worth to spend time on sand...
It is a time wasting for me to learn Mandarin as my tongue is not able to twist and it is better to ask me to speed Japanese or Thai .... and I have spent 4 years learning Japanese. More than 20 years picking up Thai, but I did no spend much time in real learning.
So my key points are , do not spend time on your weakness and rather aimming on your strength improvement, that will be more fruitful!
fever
Some how we should stay away from your weakness and emphasis on your strength. It is natural to ask a man of 5 feet 2 to peform board diving and is a dump encourage to ask him to go for 100M Free style swimming as he is too short for that, On the other hand he is 100% built for for board diving.
Tiger Woods os not as good as his grass on his sand performance, he knows and keep his time for grass and it is not worth to spend time on sand...
It is a time wasting for me to learn Mandarin as my tongue is not able to twist and it is better to ask me to speed Japanese or Thai .... and I have spent 4 years learning Japanese. More than 20 years picking up Thai, but I did no spend much time in real learning.
So my key points are , do not spend time on your weakness and rather aimming on your strength improvement, that will be more fruitful!
fever
Mose and Hercules for Linn LP12
Recommened by Friend and genius of Hong Kong. An Inventor the Motor control for Linn LP12.
I got one full set of Mose and Hercules from him and immediate work for the upgrade on my Linn.
Orgnal Linn Lingo Power supply and motor controller is too expensive for me to afford, used one is almost HKD9,000.00
This is much cheaper to own and immediately wanted to know the result. Actually I used one LP and two NOS vacuum to trade with Edmund!
This morning, I did test for quite a few records, the result is positive:
more separation between low, mid an high audio frequency, means a clearer presenation of the LP music. More quiet than befor means, that the depth of the music is increased.
And we can play wiht my super power cable now...more fun will come!
I can also play my 45 RPM collection LPs with a touch of the button now and it was a nightmare before the upgrade.
Highly recommend for the Linn LP12 lovers!
The Mose and hercules is a Five Star Audio equipment... Good value for money!
fever.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
A Real Fire Drill
In a large multinational company..............A fire alarm rang at 4 PM in a large headquarters office when almost all employees were in office (approx 1,000).
As usual the entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & all employees gathered outside the office in the designated car park area waiting for further announcement.
The Adminstrative Officer Ashole Lim in charge made the following announcement: "Dear employees - with sincere regret I have been asked to announce that for many of you it will be your last evacuation drill. Due to the recession, the company is laying off almost 20% of our employees. So when this announcement finishes, I ask all of you to move back into the building and if your swipe card does not work then it means you have been laid off in which case you will not be allowed inside and all your belongings will be deliverred to you by tomorrow.
The Company has used this approach as we didn't want to fill up the email box with lay-off mails and all sort of junk good bye mails in thousands, and also to avoid any fight inside the office and the consequent security issue for all senior managers. Hope you have had a rewarding career with us and all the best ahead.
Please move back in & try your luck".
As usual the entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & all employees gathered outside the office in the designated car park area waiting for further announcement.
The Adminstrative Officer Ashole Lim in charge made the following announcement: "Dear employees - with sincere regret I have been asked to announce that for many of you it will be your last evacuation drill. Due to the recession, the company is laying off almost 20% of our employees. So when this announcement finishes, I ask all of you to move back into the building and if your swipe card does not work then it means you have been laid off in which case you will not be allowed inside and all your belongings will be deliverred to you by tomorrow.
The Company has used this approach as we didn't want to fill up the email box with lay-off mails and all sort of junk good bye mails in thousands, and also to avoid any fight inside the office and the consequent security issue for all senior managers. Hope you have had a rewarding career with us and all the best ahead.
Please move back in & try your luck".
Friday, February 20, 2009
Motolora Sparrow
Motorola Sparrow was conceived to provide retail stores with a mobile point of sale device to solve increased service demands from consumers while decentralizing the check out point, i.e.
pay for it and get out as fast as you can. It combines a scanner, point of sale (POS) system, RFID, communication and credit card reading capabilities into one mobile device.
There are a few devices that offer MPOS (mobile point of sale) in the marketplace but none are consumer facing nor appropriate for front-end retail environments. Existing products are often rugged and obtrusive.
There are a few devices that offer MPOS (mobile point of sale) in the marketplace but none are consumer facing nor appropriate for front-end retail environments. Existing products are often rugged and obtrusive.
If you’ve ever been to an Apple store, you know what I’m talking about. They often take away from the environment and make the entire retail experience unpleasant.
Both the front and back of the Sparrow are equipped with touch sensitive areas, supposedly making it easier to navigate and use. The entire unit can hang from a lanyard.
This isn’t a new idea but definitely a huge improvement. Many high-tech electronic stores now equip their employees with mobile point of sale devices but design studio Aruliden definitely has an eye for form and function. I’d love to see it integrated into retail environments.
Designer: Aruliden Studio
Both the front and back of the Sparrow are equipped with touch sensitive areas, supposedly making it easier to navigate and use. The entire unit can hang from a lanyard.
This isn’t a new idea but definitely a huge improvement. Many high-tech electronic stores now equip their employees with mobile point of sale devices but design studio Aruliden definitely has an eye for form and function. I’d love to see it integrated into retail environments.
Designer: Aruliden Studio
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