In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
You wash the plate (+10)
You wash the plate and break one of her favourite ultensile (-20)
You go out to buy her what she wants in Supermarket (+5) in the rain (+8)
But return with your wine (-10)
SHOPPING
You buy her a Rolex Date day Pink Gold on marriage anniversary (+1,000)
You buy her a Louis Vitton Bag with latest design and limited production on 14th Feb, (+2,000)
She find the about item is fake right at time she got it (-4,000)
She used them for 3 years and a HK Snob told her the Rolex and The Bag is a fake (-20,000)… you have better prepare your future seriously with her!
HER FINDINGS
She finds a condom in your pocket and …(-200)
She finds a new Lady Ring of 1 carat pink Diamond engraved her name (+10,000)
She got the smell of someone perfume on your shirt (-1,000) plus two days question and answers sessions.
She finds a new Lady Ring of 1 carat pink Diamond engraved a girl’s name (-100,000) and please prepare your will. You won’t live long!
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend (-5)
Named Tina (-10)
Tina is a dancer (-20)
Tina has silicone implants (-80)
HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her Birthday (0)
Your forget her birthday (-30)
You bring her some flowers on her Birthday by yourself (+15)
You deliver her some flowers on her Birthday by the shop (+6)
You delivery her some flower on her Birthday by the shop with name tag of your ex-wife (-80,000)
DINNER
You take her (Mickey) out to dinner (+2)
You take her out to dinner and it's not her favourite Restaurant (-3)
You take her out to dinner and is her favourite restaurant (+15)
You take her to the dinner and the captain asks you is she so called your “Maggie?” (-300)
You take her to the dinner and the captain asks you is she so called your "Suki?" (-30,000)
A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+1)
You take her to a movie she likes (+3)
You take her to a movie you hate (+12)
You take her to a movie you like (-6)
It's called 'Titanic' (+15)
It is called “ Beautiful Woman (-400)
YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-5,000)
THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what)
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
SMS
If she finds SMS on your phone from a Lady who is not a colleague (-10)
If she finds SMS on you phone from a Lady who is a colleague (-8)
If she finds SMS on your phone with some seducing words from a girl (-20)
If she finds SMS on you phone with some Seducing words from a Man (-400)
COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-4000)
The Moral of this System is
1. In the eyes of a woman, your score is very low unless you are smart!
2. If you can, do not marry…it is never too late to divorce if you have already made the life’s bigger mistake for marriage.
3. If she is pregnant, is time for you to consider to marry with her
4. If possible , Buy cheap gift of real stuff, its effect is better than fake one
5. If possible, try to memories all the important date of say. Marriage anniversary, her Birthday , where an when you first met her
6. If you were like me, three wives, and 4 girl friend at a time, try to key in all these data in your PDA, Smart phone ( in case you hand phone is stolen and or lost)… and put the alarm on in advance for alert you!...
7. before you go home, Delete the SMS on your Hand phone.
HK Snob
All the blog content is just my personal opinion only.
Showing posts with label Words of Wisdom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Words of Wisdom. Show all posts
Monday, February 15, 2010
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Words of wisdom
Love is a trivial comedy made up of important tragedies.
It does not matter whom you marry with, as she will look and behave differently after wake up!
Don’t be silly that there is love, they are only trades of family relation and stock for your hope tomorrow.
Don’t fear Pressure as it turns Rusted stone into Diamond.
Believe your life is worth living, your believe will make your life Happy.
Whenever you go, take your whole heart along.
Heal the past, live the present, dream the tomorrow.
The Key of happiness is having a dream, The key to success if to make the dream comes true.
HK Snob
It does not matter whom you marry with, as she will look and behave differently after wake up!
Don’t be silly that there is love, they are only trades of family relation and stock for your hope tomorrow.
Don’t fear Pressure as it turns Rusted stone into Diamond.
Believe your life is worth living, your believe will make your life Happy.
Whenever you go, take your whole heart along.
Heal the past, live the present, dream the tomorrow.
The Key of happiness is having a dream, The key to success if to make the dream comes true.
HK Snob
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Always Remember Those Who serve
In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table.
A waitress put a glass of water in front of him."How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked.
"Fifty cents," replied the waitress.
The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it."Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired.
By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient.
"Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied.
The little boy again counted his coins."I'll have the plain ice cream," he said.
The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away.
The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies..You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.
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Forwarded from an US friend John, this reminds me that we are working in the servicing Inductry. It is crucial to pay respect to anyone who serves us beofre we could be paied respect by others.
HK Snob
A waitress put a glass of water in front of him."How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked.
"Fifty cents," replied the waitress.
The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it."Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired.
By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient.
"Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied.
The little boy again counted his coins."I'll have the plain ice cream," he said.
The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away.
The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies..You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.
****
Forwarded from an US friend John, this reminds me that we are working in the servicing Inductry. It is crucial to pay respect to anyone who serves us beofre we could be paied respect by others.
HK Snob
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Greediness is the cause of poverty
A poor peasant girl once bought ten eggs from market, on the way home she met a man who asked her to borrow her five eggs and he will return her ten eggs the next day. She thought for a while and did not hesitate and gave five eggs to him. On the way back home, she started to feel glad that by next day she might have fifteen eggs.
However the basket with only five eggs would be rocking each other on the corrugated trail. And all of the 5 eggs were broken after the two hours walk. She was so scared and afraid that the master will get angry on her and get sick the night when she reached home.
The Story tell us that we should not be greedy and always we become poor when we are greedy. Try to be satisfied with what you have.
Do not invest in the stock market as 90% of the people get nothing after a while in the stock market, unless you want to be the poor farmer girl!
feverip
However the basket with only five eggs would be rocking each other on the corrugated trail. And all of the 5 eggs were broken after the two hours walk. She was so scared and afraid that the master will get angry on her and get sick the night when she reached home.
The Story tell us that we should not be greedy and always we become poor when we are greedy. Try to be satisfied with what you have.
Do not invest in the stock market as 90% of the people get nothing after a while in the stock market, unless you want to be the poor farmer girl!
feverip
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Zen Teaching
Zen Teachings from Alf in UK.
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening until you fart.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windscreen.
13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works
17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ..... then things just keep getting worse.
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening until you fart.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windscreen.
13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works
17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ..... then things just keep getting worse.
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Monday, February 23, 2009
How Do Men Change?
The Love Word:
After 7 weeks: I loove you, I love you, I love you!
After 7 months: Of course, I love you.
After 7 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?
In Chow Tai Fook Gold Smith
After 7 weeks: Hi sweetie, whatever you like, I will not hesitate to buy for you!
After 7 Month: I am sorry, my card is faulty!
After 7 Years: Please take out your gold chain, it time to sell, the price is good today!
Back from Work:
After 7 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 7 months: I'm BACK!!
After 7 years: Have you cooked yet?
Phone Ringing:
After 7 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone!
After 7 months: Here, it's for you.
After 7 years: ANSWER THE PHONE D*** it!!
Cooking:
After 7 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 7 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 7 years: Fried Egg Again?
New Dress:
After 7 weeks: Wow, you look like Zhang Zhi Yi in that dress!
After 7 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 7 years: How much did THAT cost me?
TV:
After 7 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 7 months: I like this movie.
After 7 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed! I can stay up by myself!
Making Love:
After 7 weeks: Baby, once more?
After 7 months: Let's make a baby, it is good for tax reduction!
After 7 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!
After 7 weeks: I loove you, I love you, I love you!
After 7 months: Of course, I love you.
After 7 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?
In Chow Tai Fook Gold Smith
After 7 weeks: Hi sweetie, whatever you like, I will not hesitate to buy for you!
After 7 Month: I am sorry, my card is faulty!
After 7 Years: Please take out your gold chain, it time to sell, the price is good today!
Back from Work:
After 7 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 7 months: I'm BACK!!
After 7 years: Have you cooked yet?
Phone Ringing:
After 7 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone!
After 7 months: Here, it's for you.
After 7 years: ANSWER THE PHONE D*** it!!
Cooking:
After 7 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 7 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 7 years: Fried Egg Again?
New Dress:
After 7 weeks: Wow, you look like Zhang Zhi Yi in that dress!
After 7 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 7 years: How much did THAT cost me?
TV:
After 7 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 7 months: I like this movie.
After 7 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed! I can stay up by myself!
Making Love:
After 7 weeks: Baby, once more?
After 7 months: Let's make a baby, it is good for tax reduction!
After 7 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Words Woman Use
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are wrong and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means an hour.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
Thanks a lot: sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .or that will bring on a 'whatever'.
Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying &*#&* YOU!
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
When she Keep quiet : the most dangerous word ever told…this is calm before tempest, you collar must have someone lipstick mark she found it… you had better prepared an good answer!
You’d better Choose for me: this happen in order in restaurant, please do not quote the wrong food, you have to memorize her favourite dishes forever. This is a test, if wrong guess will follow by a “Whatever!”
Yes, I do: don’t believe it, it is a crap!
No, I don’t have: means she has!
Yes, I have: again it is a test, see you want to take out your last penny out or not, if you want to touch her money, you will be followed by another “whatever!”
Let me pay for it: If you let her does it, then probably she will not see you anymore!
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means an hour.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
Thanks a lot: sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .or that will bring on a 'whatever'.
Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying &*#&* YOU!
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
When she Keep quiet : the most dangerous word ever told…this is calm before tempest, you collar must have someone lipstick mark she found it… you had better prepared an good answer!
You’d better Choose for me: this happen in order in restaurant, please do not quote the wrong food, you have to memorize her favourite dishes forever. This is a test, if wrong guess will follow by a “Whatever!”
Yes, I do: don’t believe it, it is a crap!
No, I don’t have: means she has!
Yes, I have: again it is a test, see you want to take out your last penny out or not, if you want to touch her money, you will be followed by another “whatever!”
Let me pay for it: If you let her does it, then probably she will not see you anymore!
Saturday, January 24, 2009
33 Ways for Better Life in 2009
1. Take at least 10Km walk every week. And while you
walk, chat with your friends, and smile.
2. Smile is the ultimate anti-depressant.
3. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day, let your mind calm.
4. Try to sleep at 2300-0300 to allow your kidney to rest.
5. When you wake up in the morning complete the
following statement, “Thank god, I’ve earned one day!”
6. Play more games and read more books than you did in 2008.
7. Eat Butter, not margarine!
8. More tea, more water less coffee, less sugar, less salt and cream
9. Eat until you feel 65% full.
10. Drink more water, do not wait until you feel thirsty!
11. Walk up staircase whenever you can and time allows, esp. in MTR station
And your office. Let you heart beats.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Least pretty lady; leave it to some body;
Stay away with Moderate pretty ladies as they usually having a lot of dates.
Go for the prettiest as they are easiest.
14. Talk Friendly, Act professionally.
15. Friends are forever, sales for commission
16. Dress up neatly, brush your shoe before you meet your customers.
17. Good quality fabrics never out of fashion
18. AQ, EQ not IQ that matters
19. Eat Breakfast, lunch and Dinner in this proportion by weight
1.3, 1 and 0.7
20. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the NEGATIVE BLUES away.
21. Life can never be fair, but it's still good.
22. Think for 10 seconds when you are angry, then you will feel better.
23. Work 130% more not just for result as effort will eventually pay!
24. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea
what their journey is all about.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In
three years, will this matter?'
27 However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
28. The best is yet to come.
29. It is always darkest before day dawn
30. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show
up.
31. Making love is the best lubricants to make you run smoothly, swiftly and quietly.
32. Envy is a waste of time, you already have all you need!
33. Smile every times, everyone likes to see you smile!
Feverip
walk, chat with your friends, and smile.
2. Smile is the ultimate anti-depressant.
3. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day, let your mind calm.
4. Try to sleep at 2300-0300 to allow your kidney to rest.
5. When you wake up in the morning complete the
following statement, “Thank god, I’ve earned one day!”
6. Play more games and read more books than you did in 2008.
7. Eat Butter, not margarine!
8. More tea, more water less coffee, less sugar, less salt and cream
9. Eat until you feel 65% full.
10. Drink more water, do not wait until you feel thirsty!
11. Walk up staircase whenever you can and time allows, esp. in MTR station
And your office. Let you heart beats.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Least pretty lady; leave it to some body;
Stay away with Moderate pretty ladies as they usually having a lot of dates.
Go for the prettiest as they are easiest.
14. Talk Friendly, Act professionally.
15. Friends are forever, sales for commission
16. Dress up neatly, brush your shoe before you meet your customers.
17. Good quality fabrics never out of fashion
18. AQ, EQ not IQ that matters
19. Eat Breakfast, lunch and Dinner in this proportion by weight
1.3, 1 and 0.7
20. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the NEGATIVE BLUES away.
21. Life can never be fair, but it's still good.
22. Think for 10 seconds when you are angry, then you will feel better.
23. Work 130% more not just for result as effort will eventually pay!
24. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea
what their journey is all about.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In
three years, will this matter?'
27 However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
28. The best is yet to come.
29. It is always darkest before day dawn
30. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show
up.
31. Making love is the best lubricants to make you run smoothly, swiftly and quietly.
32. Envy is a waste of time, you already have all you need!
33. Smile every times, everyone likes to see you smile!
Feverip
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Golden words
These are the Chinese golden words from Fung Leung Lo who has passed away Sep 2008.
馮氏金句摘錄
「轉機就在往前走的方向。」
「人緣好，成就早。」
「結怨如服毒，日久必發作。」
「做事不怕錯，最怕不改過。」
「不是擁有得多，而是計較得少。」
「事前不用功，事後不輕鬆。」
「切勿因讀書少而少讀書！」
「自己站不穩，人家靠不住！」
「就算失去一切，也擁有未來！」
「醉臥美人肩，醒執天下權。」
「向前走，不回頭，前途一定有！」
「練好工夫等運到！」
「天才是捱不死的，代名詞吧了！
「世界無限，除非你劃地自限！」
「百行守時為先，萬惡懶惰為首！」
「看破、放下、自在！」
「一勤天下無難事。」
「英雄走險路，險路出英雄！」
「真正的比較，是向自己挑戰！」
Monday, December 15, 2008
A Bird in His Hand
When some one asks you a question:
Ah Paol, can you tell me this bird is dead or alive whilst he is holding apparaently a live bird his hand!
If your answer is "Yes!"
The he will hold and squeeze the bird to death!
And if your answer is " No, the bird is dead!"
Then he will open his hand and let the bird fly!
This means that your answer can't be right! Do you know why?
That is because he is your boss!
He always has the right to control the answer, "Yes! or No!''
Being a subordinate, no matter how clever you are, your answer to him is always Wrong!
This is destiny and this is fate...do not blame anyone but to accept this is fact!
fever
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Happy People
A person is happy or not is 50% pre-determined by his gene or DNA,
10% is beacuse of he is rich and have a lot of good friends, and the rest 40% is what you can control in your hands!
We assume that happy and unhappy people are born that way by 50% of their parents' DNA.
But both kinds of people do things that create and reinforce their moods. Happy people let themselves be happy, Unhappy people continue doing things upset them.
Happy people do not experience one success after another and unhappy people, one failure after another. Instead, surveys show that happy and unhappy people tend to have had very similar life experience. The difference is that the average unhappy person spends more than twice as much time thinking about unpleasant events in their lives, while happy people tend to seek and rely upon infomation that brightens their personal outlook!
Set a strategy for happiness.
Start form today, set a target for happiness and try by all means to achieve it ...this is the way to get yourself happy, not just enjoy the goal but also the process!
Don't confuse life with success!
You are neither a better nor worse person for a kind of car you drive, the position in the company, the huge amount of money in your foreign currency account, the size and location of your house, or the performance of our mutual fund, your shares. Remember what really matters in your life...
Imagaine for a moment that today was your last day in this world, Now, make a list for yourself of all the things that you feel you have accomplished, all the things that you are proud of, and all the thinsgs that make you happy.
is your Ferrari on the list, Your 60" Samsung LCD TV, your Boulder pre-amplifier, your 850 kgf Rockport loudspeaker, your MBL power amplifier, your Rolex Daytona Paul Newman, your salary on the list?
No. what is on the list are the fundamental elements of a satisfied life- your relationship with family and friends. The contribution you have made to others' lives, the celebrated events of your life. Those are the building blocks of your life.
Can you tell me who is your best five friends and do you have friend more than 40 years?
Is your family member all proud of you? Is your wives accepting each other the existence of them. Are they willing to work a a big family with more than one queens in the kingdom of your?
Many of us live day to day as if the opposite were true. Instead of appreciating what is truly important and making that as our priority. We pursuit tangible things and wealth in life and indicators for success without questioning just what kind of success that really means.
People work for money before 40 and use the money they earned to buy life and health after 40!
Dead is the fair leveler!
Imagaine for a moment that today was your last day in this world, Now, make a list for yourself of all the things that you feel you have accomplished, all the things that you are proud of, and all the thinsgs that make you happy.
is your Ferrari on the list, Your 60" Samsung LCD TV, your Boulder pre-amplifier, your 850 kgf Rockport loudspeaker, your MBL power amplifier, your Rolex Daytona Paul Newman, your salary on the list?
No. what is on the list are the fundamental elements of a satisfied life- your relationship with family and friends. The contribution you have made to others' lives, the celebrated events of your life. Those are the building blocks of your life.
Can you tell me who is your best five friends and do you have friend more than 40 years?
Is your family member all proud of you? Is your wives accepting each other the existence of them. Are they willing to work a a big family with more than one queens in the kingdom of your?
Many of us live day to day as if the opposite were true. Instead of appreciating what is truly important and making that as our priority. We pursuit tangible things and wealth in life and indicators for success without questioning just what kind of success that really means.
People work for money before 40 and use the money they earned to buy life and health after 40!
Dead is the fair leveler!
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Marriage
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! –Anonymous
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. --Agatha Christie
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. --Anonymous
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't,they'd Be married too. --H. L. Mencken
Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be grieving with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? "The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
Love is a trivial comedy made up of important tragedies- Fever
20 Aug 2008 23:55
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. --Agatha Christie
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. --Anonymous
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't,they'd Be married too. --H. L. Mencken
Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be grieving with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? "The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
Love is a trivial comedy made up of important tragedies- Fever
20 Aug 2008 23:55
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