Saturday, December 29, 2012

老婆、 二奶、女友,酒女, and 九品女人

老婆、 二奶、女友,酒女, and 九品女人

老婆是作業系統,一旦安裝要刪除十分麻煩;

二奶是網路,風光無限,花錢不斷;

女友是桌布,只要你有興趣,天天可以更換;

酒女是盜版軟體,要用之前,記得先掃毒。



老婆是字畫,掛到發黃也不能換;

二奶是年曆,每年都要換新的;

女友是月曆,三十天的時間夠長了;


酒女是日曆,過了今天,撕了又是新的開始。

老婆是陽春麵,雖然溫暖但過於平淡;

二奶是麥當勞,吃多了也會膩人;

女友是涮羊肉,吃的就是那種膻味;


酒女是麻辣燙,只要你能說出的菜,就有的賣。

老婆是白開水,生命要素,雖然平淡卻得天天喝;

二奶是戶訂的牛奶,按月按季繳費,不繳就不送了;

女友是咖啡,最好天天喝,不喝只是精神差了點;

酒女是機販飲料,口袋有零錢,投了就有得喝。


女人有九品

小女孩是半成品

少女是成品

少婦是珍品

處女是極品

別人老婆是床上貢品

自己老婆是日常用品

應召女是奢侈品

小老婆是補品

歐巴桑是紀念品

女人風騷,情操至高;女人不騷,檔次不高。

Pick up from two of my best friends and I combined it into one.

HK Snob

Friday, October 12, 2012

HK ferry collision that took away 39 lives on 1st Oct

A tour boat in Hong Kong sank after a collision with a ferry, causing the boat to sink resulting the death of at least 39 people as up to today. The Llama IV, owned by utility company Power Assets Holdings Ltd., was taking its employees and their families to Victoria Habour to watch fireworks for China's National Day (1 Oct.) and mid-autumn festival, according to the Associated Press.

The boat trip was supposed to be a joyous occasion, but it quickly turned deadly as the boat collided with a ferry from the Hong Kong and Kowloon Ferry company and started to sink in less than a few minutes. As ordered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Leung Chun-Ying, the incident is under a full investigation.

Three days of mourning were declared starting 4 Oct Thursday.

Many of the accident is maritime discipline related, we will see if someone would have to be taking the responsibility f these 39 lives. May be it is time to look at the current regulation on Maritime rule discipline, may we need to control and to enforce certain congested waters at peak seasons such as Chinese new year, Christmas, mid Autumn festival…etc.
HK Snob

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

HK 1960's Tram and KMB bus tickets

These are some of the collection of Tickets for Trams and Buses in 1950-1960s.
Note that the there were First class Tram for 20 cents, 2nd class was only 10 tens. As for Bus, the fare was 10 cents. AT that time a bowl of Wanton noodle contained 3 pieces of Wanton was HKD$0.3, a Cocktail Bun (Kai Mei Bao) was HK$0.1, a Bottle of Sashi was HKD$0.15. A newspaper Reporter was earning HKD$200 a month. These are the witnesses of the old HK!
HK Snob

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Funny names of some HK couples

The names tell it self, they are hilarious! the second on left and the first of right makes you laugh!
Forwarded by a good friend Ruth!
HK Snob

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Hong Kong Rugby Team in Manila

This is some of the Hong Kong Rugby team sponsored by HSBC, They are in Acacia hotel until 12 August. I think I am too fat, looking at the Picture!
Manila Snob

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Manila Flood 7 August 2012


There is no typhoon in the country at the moment, but one near Taiwan is affecting the southwest monsoon, bringing rain over Luzon.

Rain has been non-stop since Typhoon Gener (international name Saola) which left the country last week. Death toll from the sustained downpour has risen to 53. The situation is bad.

All Government office, schools and all public activities are suspended early this morning until further notice.

Some 200,000 families (or about one million individuals based on an average of 5 per family) across 11 regions in the country have been affected by heavy flooding and landslides caused by incessant rain.

The government has mobilized teams to extend relief to the families, many of whom are now located in evacuation centers. There are 100 evacuation centers in 11 regions affected by monsoon rain, 42 of which are in the National Capital Region.

Earlier, at least 20,000 people were reported displaced as water from spilling dams and rivers covered at least 50% of Metro Manila. Fifteen national roads in the capital are also impassable due to high water levels.

The state weather bureau said heavy rainfall will continue for the next 24 hours! Water has increasing level at rate of 56mm/hour at Manila!

Manila Snob

Monday, July 30, 2012

CY Leung

No matters what, there will be thousand of people pour out into the street for demonstration every Sunday! HK Has over 1,500 demonstrations a year, Likely this has set a new world record for HK. National cultural education is nothing wrong at least we should be taught about how our country, culture and the vision of our Country. Why there are so many people do not like it? Can we offer a chance for CY to demonstrate his contribution to the benefit of most of People of HK at least for two years before any conclusion can be drawn!?
HK Snob

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

What is the most preferred seat on an aricraft?

From Skyscanner pole of 1,000 airline passengers, the result shows 6A is the most preferred seat on a Standard aircraft. The least Favourite seat is 31E, The front row are most popular, Perhaps more surprising was the number of passengers who prefer the window seat – almost 60% - compared to just 40% who opt for the aisle, with less than 1% choosing the middle seat. As from my experience most of the frequent flyers like Isles seat at front, and most women like Window seat, also probably Women had a stronger and larger bladder, men like Isles seat as he they may like to Touch those women passer bys? In CX and some other airlines there is no Seat No. 13. and I hate the seat the centre seat with two on my right and one on my left, especially had a chance to have a smeller fat men beside… I have seen some airlines had a lot of cockroach under your seat, and those are limited to some airlines. HK Snob

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Cash the Gold

If you want to sell you gold silver ware for money
Pls check carefully first as

1, Are they vintage article created by the famous jeweler, Cartier, Piaget, Blvgari, Tifanny!?
Some of them are enamel products and some of them may dated back to 19th Century, do not sell it unless you know their true value.


2. Do not go Pawn shop unless the price of jewelry is 24KT gold… Pawn shop people do not know the real value of the jeweler. I have seen a pawn shop took a fake Rolex and threat it as real. Meaning that they have limited knowledge about the products. It is even common for Antique as they do not like and value Antique.

3. Check for the value through internet buys a sell like eBay… before you dicide to sell it as scrap.

4. Don’t sell that memorial item, once it was melt in the furnace , that value becomes nothing, and the memory goes away with it… what a pity…

Since Gold price is rising , there are a lot of new shops buying your gold, Carat Gold, jewelery for their gold only.
This is new business in these three years.

HK Snob

Go to this link and it has  a lot of information about Gold and Silver…

http://cashforgold.blogspot.com/

Friday, March 23, 2012

Hi Tea at Tagaytay





The City of Tagaytay (Filipino: Lungsod ng Tagaytay) is a component city in the province of Cavite, in the Philippines. It is one of Philippines most popular tourist destinations because of outstanding scenery and cooler climate provided by its high altitude. Tagaytay overlooks Taal Lake in Batangas and provides one of the iconic views of the Philippines, the view of Taal Volcano Island in the middle of the lake, viewable from several vantage points in the city.
The southern and eastern portions of Tagaytay City are covered by hills and mountains which is generally forests and open grasslands. The city lies along Tagaytay Ridge, a ridge stretching about 32 kilometres (20 mi) from Mount Batulao in the west to Mount Sungay (now People's Park in the Sky) in the east with elevations averaging about 610 metres (2,000 ft) above sea level. Mount Sungay, in Tagaytay, is the highest point of the province of Cavite at 709 metres (2,326 ft).
This is the RSM Lutong Bahay restaurant and Bar that open 24 hours with live band, a place that you might find interesting to stay under the pleasant climate of Tagaytay!


Tagaytay Snob

Thursday, March 15, 2012

British Sense of Humour

The British government has scrapped the Harrier fleett and on their farewell formation flypast over the houses of Parliament they gave the government a message.
Who can tell me this is a result of a Photoshop works or not?!

British Snob

Sunday, March 11, 2012

General Norman Schwarzkopf's reply

Now We Know Why He Was a General -----
In an recent interview, General Norman Schwarzkopf was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America.

His answer was classic Schwarzkopf.

The General said, "I believe that forgiving them is God's function ...
Our job is to arrange the meeting."

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Saint Valentines' Day

Life is like a penxx, it is simple, straight relaxed and hanging around freely;
Then women come and make it hard!
Wish everyone had a wonderful hard night life…tonight…
HK Snob

Learning HK Cantonese starting From "Lo" 老

Learning Cantonese started from the Word “Old”
In the Chinese language, the word "Lo"老 means old. It also has the connotation of "experienced" or "seasoned".
An experienced or seasoned person can be an expert in manipulation, as shown in the following illustrations:
Two things in life that is difficult to achieve:

1. To plant your idea in someone's head
2. To plant someone's money in your own pocket.

Achieving any one of the above is difficult. But there are people, with the title of Lo, can achieve one or both:
He who succeeds in planting his idea in someone's head - we call Lo See (teacher)
He who succeeds in planting someone's money in his own pocket - we call Lo Ban (boss)
The one who succeeds in both - we call Lo Po (wife) or Lo Chin (trickster)
The one who fails in both - we call Lo Kung (husband)
The old man as father is called Lo Dao.
The Woman who brought you into the world is called Lo Mo.
Lo Kei (un-married mistress)
Lo Lai (good luck)
Lo Shi Fuk (old master)
Lo Meao (old master, also called Old Cat in Cantonese)
Lo Ding (head of the team)
Lo Yau Tiao (tricky politician in a Company or operation)
Lo Keng (A piece Old Ginger, taste is powerful when ginger is Old we say in Chinese, master of old master)
Lo Kai (old Prostitutes)
Lo Fann (copy Cat)
Lo Yeh (Grandpa)
Lo Dei (grand pa, or Old pa)
Lo Po Lo (man working for wife only)
Lo Tsim (Tsim Sha Tsui, HK Colloquial)

Lo Loap (To steal)
Lo Too (Old fashioned dress-up)
Lo Mo Hai (Fuxx you)
Loo Mei (marinated chicken Wing and, Chicken eg or goose wing, a kind of food but gradually becoming part of a foul word)
Lo Mei Hai (very dirty Foul words)

…..more to come
HK Snob

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Clark Hot Air Balloon Event 9-12 Feb 2012






There is a largest Hot air Balloon festival in Clark Philippines, I was in Clark on the first day, but I woke up late to miss seeing the grand take off of the Balloons. By the time I reached the circuit, I could see most if them had already been flying in the air...

Clark Snob

Monday, January 23, 2012

Taboo Subject we should avoid during Chinese new year

HK tradition during the first few days of Chinese new years includes visiting friends, family members whereby Lai See will be given from the elderly to the younger singles.
These are the ten taboo that we should beware when we meet them. Try not to involve these sensitive subject even though you are the senior member of the family.
1. Why you have gain weight so much recently?
2. Why you are still single and I hope you will marry soon, that I do not have to give you Lai See next year.
3. How much did you earn last year?
4. When you will buy a house!?
5. Who you had been with recently?
6. When you plan to have baby?
7. Are you still un-employed!?
8. Do I need to introduce someone fro your daughter!? She may have problem in finding boy friend?
9. When you will be promoted?
10. Where do you stay now?
Some of them may still be OK if you are showing concern to your cousin, nephew but may not be suitable if you ask your freinds' relatives, I think!
HK Snob

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Hong Kong People and Dogs not allowed

The recent D&G bedlam issue has been raised to an international level,
Well, I don't know the real cause of the issues.
I think People of HK actually believes a fact that the world is economic driven if you are the minority and you are not the big spender like our brother sister Chinese who came there for volume purchase.
I have seen a Chinese guy who speak Cantonese happened in Salvado Ferragamo boutique Tsim Sha Tsui he pointed to the shoes and asked for all colour they have, no price negotiation, just told them to pack them all.
One Shanghai family of they remember went to HK for shopping HKD$1.5 millions in three day in 2011 Chinese Year.
The Chinese man who spent just 2 hours to buy HKD$6M amount of watch in 2010 Chinese new year.
How do you feel if you run the shop? Well, a poor me went to the Rolex shop ask this and that and never make a purchase the took the catalogue and go to another shop comparing prices…
No One would likely enjoy to work with People of HK for business, of course I don't rule out that there are still a bunches of rich HK people who can afford to spend a large amount of money for Rolex, Louis Vitton, or Chanel, The problem is, they have already these kind of Luxury goods long time already they are pursuing another way of life. If you re in these category of people, you are unlucky or lucky, but I am trying to say is that the average people is not rich and those rich is living another society. As they never need to squeeze into the suffocated MTR train, they need no go into the tram or buses. They seldom go to Taai Pai Tong.
I am afraid one day the Luxury brand shop will display a notice to people of HK. “ Hong Kong People and Dogs not allowed”
This will happen, so I persuade that if you have 15M cash, go to migrate to other country try to be a King there. Friend of mine bought an island with farm on Philippine and he is living there.You may able to buy a island somewhere, and you can live peacefully there Happily…
HK Snob

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Bad habbit

10 Things I dislike
1.Point with finger tip on my computer screen during discussion. That leave a lot of dirty finger prints. Why have to touch on the screen !?
2.Long nostril hair that exposed outside the nose.
3.Put his hands on my suit I rest it on my chair while he is talking to me.
4.Push me by kicking my shoes whiles I am already walking out cabin in an aircraft.
5.Play with the ball pen creating nuisance noise “tick tak” during a meeting.
6.Bad mouth breath and never keep a distance away.
7.Wearing a tie but with his shirt cuffs folded up
8. Wear a branded shoes but never been cleaned for days.
9.Walk out from the restroom with wet hand.

10. Shaking his legs while we are talking.
HK Snob