Thursday, March 10, 2011

Replies by the Contestants in Miss World Contest

America
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so? Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......................... (Applause! Applause!)
Malaysia
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton cars. Question: How can you say so? Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft........................... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!)
Spain
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull) Question: How can you say so? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.... (Applause! Applause!)
Philippines
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. Question: How can you say so? Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth...... (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
India
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night...... (Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Singapore
Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so? Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 10 minutes before the show is over (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Saudi Arabia
Question: Ms Saudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves. Question: How can you say so? Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door..... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
Hong Kong
Question: Miss Hong Kong, how do you describe a male organ in your country…
Miss Hong Kong, hmm, well, it is hard to say, but honestly I could say they are like Chinese Fried Twisted Dough Sticks (youtiao)…When it is hot, it expands 5 times in 2 seconds to a decent full length that scares every woman.. When it is cold, it stays hard…
Japan
Question: Miss Japan, how do you describe a male organ in your country…
Miss Japan replied in blush, we are women of Yamato-damashii, I am shy to tell you that, the male organs in Japan are like tasting ice-cream in Sahara dessert , when I want to lick it, it is already melt in my hand.
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Libya
Question: Miss Libya, how do you describe a male organ in your country…
Miss Libya replied…. Sorry I am still a virgin, My home town is Benghazi, I had no idea of our male organs is as all men are forced to be converted to soldier in protecting Tripoli since Col Qaddafi’s freakish rule 40 years ago. I have not seen a single real man at all.
HK Snob

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