Ad in Doctor’s Kitchen
Thanks for Smoking In my kitchen,
It kills all Cockroaches by lung Cancers!
- HK Snob
Ad in Pantry of a World No. 1 Electronics trading house
Thanks for all staff effort I last year, we had been successfully maintain Electronics world No. 1 Trading business by our revenue in 2010.
Plan for the worse, we will to maintain the same salary as we used to be to keep our competitiveness for 2011.
Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ...
One Lung At A Time!
On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative.
The more The Success,
The more The Relatives
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading
My Grandfather Is Eighty
And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance.'
Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....