Tuesday, February 8, 2011


Ad in Doctor’s Kitchen
Thanks for Smoking In my kitchen,

It kills all Cockroaches by lung Cancers!
- HK Snob

Ad in Pantry of a World No. 1 Electronics trading house
Thanks for all staff effort I last year, we had been successfully maintain Electronics world No. 1 Trading business by our revenue in 2010.
Plan for the worse, we will to maintain the same salary as we used to be to keep our competitiveness for 2011.
-HK Snob

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ...
One Lung At A Time!

On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative.
The more The Success,
The more The Relatives

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading

My Grandfather Is Eighty
And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance.'

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....

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