Thursday, November 18, 2010

How to be a Prada Woman!?

"How to be a Prada Woman!?"
This is a topic one lady asked me!
In her mind, Prada woman is an Educated Decent tender woman than isn't needed to be pretty!

In order to answer this question, first of all, we have to understand the intimate relationship between woman and man, and to realize how brittle this relationship in fact is! These are the current issues I find from Woman…

If you treat her nicely, she would say that you are “Loser".If you don’t, she would say that you are not "gentleman” enough.



If you comb up nicely, she would say that you should spend money on her instead of on yourself. If you don’t, she would say that you are humiliating her.



If your argue with her, she would probably say No Sex for the next coming weeks.

If you keep quiet, she says you don’t share your feelings.



If you are Smarter than her, she would say you are trying to Show off!

If she is smarter than you, she says that is fact.



If you don't love her, she will tell the whole world you cheated her.

If you love her, she will take it for Granted.



If you do not make love with her as you used to be, she say that you probably had an affair with someone. If you do, she would say you always crave for SEX.



If you tell her your problem, she says that you could not handle yourself!?

If you don’t tell her your problem, she would say that you are trying to hide something!



If you scold her, you are Unreasonable. If she scold you, if is for your own good.

If your break you’re promised, you are one leg into HELL. If she breaks hers, she is supposed to be forgiven.



If you smoke, she’ll threaten to dump you. If she smokes, is because you influenced her.



If you perform well in your exams, she says it’s because you cheat.

If she performs well in her exams, she is ingenious.

In Short we should understand the woman more. But one may spend whole life, still ther are a
lot of unanswerable Questions from Woman.

HK Snob

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hello Fever,

你身邊有很多患上嚴重公主病人嗎?
我認識的師奶都唔多係咁喎!
哈~prada的惡魔!

CaCa

Feverip said...

Hi Caca, because you are already a kind of Prada Woman, your friends would be likley the same class of people...

I do not feel strange you said so!

fever

Anonymous said...

謙謙君子 Fever,

多謝晒!
但吃到的葡萄是酸的,身邊的伴侶每每給予對方劣評.

CaCa

Feverip said...

same for everyone..........

Feverip said...
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Anonymous said...

Hi Fever,

似乎我的反應非常之慢, 但我想我應該幫女士們說些好話!
女士一生不斷受身體的荷爾蒙影響, 可能不時發脾氣,其實她們變幻莫測的天氣, 就連她們自己都捉摸不了, 體貼的男士應順勢而為,多多忍讓, 哈~愛一個人要接受她的缺點吧!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/99047/womens_hormones_affect_behavior.html
以後可別要那麼大方送高帽給我, 小女子實在受之有愧!

caca

HK Snob said...

Hi Caca,Your last comment was filtered by Google as spam
Hi Fever,

似乎我的反應非常之慢, 但我想我應該幫女士們說些好話!
女士一生不斷受身體的荷爾蒙影響, 可能不時發脾氣,其實她們變幻莫測的天氣, 就連她們自己都捉摸不了, 體貼的男士應順勢而為,多多忍讓, 哈~愛一個人要接受她的缺點吧!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/99047/womens_hormones_affect_behavior.html
以後可別要那麼大方送高帽給我, 小女子實在受之有愧!


Well, I do agree and will not descroibe woman so as extreme as I said so, will take note on the link you provided.